I didn’t before, but you know, you kinda confirmed how cool I am.
Aw, I’m glad I could boost your self esteem I suppose. Now I know that I’m good for something, eh?
Definitely.
Oh, you think you’re sooooo cool don’t you?
It is what it is, Elsie
I suppose I’ll just have to roll with the punches, take you as you come or whatever.
Absolutely not, there are other ways to make bread rise.
I’m going to be terribly honest with you.
that sounded highly inappropriate, my friend.
That’d be terrible. The absolute horror. Though Mr. Ben? No.
I just wanted to rhyme! All right, nickname veto’d. We shall forget that it ever happened.
Would you though? Cry, if there was no more yeast at Hogwarts?
Who wants to have a normal social inter-what, it’s all boring. At least this was entertaining.
I’m ever at your service then, Mr. Ben
We can’t have you bored after all. Terrible things might happen. There might be a yeast shortage or something!
You haven’t ruined anything….
Nope, I’ll never have a regular social interaction, there’s not a thing you can do to convince me otherwise.
Well that made it simpler, I get it, yeah, I get it now.
Oh, I’ve gone and ruined it.
Well, it was a nice run I suppose.
Though I really don’t understand anything you’ve just said. So, I’m not weird, I’m normal, but scary. But also weird…
You’re not weird, oh dear. I meant to say that you’re lovely and regular, and anytime I call you weird it is pure sarcasm.
Unless you are being weird in which case, I mean it.
I doubt that was any clearer.
Oh Merlin, well that’s not good. I’m not good with weird, do I seem good with weird? Am I weird. Seven Hells, just let me know if I’m weird.
Oh…Well usually a simple hello would suffice. I’m not scary, am I? Fucking hell, I’m weird and irreproachable.
No, if you were weird it would have been easier. Weird is disarming. Weird, that I can handle. I’m afraid you’re terrifyingly normal. Literally, I’m scared out of my mind right now.
Actually, I didn’t mean literally. I meant figuratively. IF I was literally scared out of my mind and you were just sitting there, then you’d be a sight more than good with weird.
You’re nearly as scary as banshees. And… uhm, werewolves. Both, combined, that’s how scary you are. And equally as weird at that.
